The play last night was hilarious. It had all Elvis songs in it, but it had nothing to do with Elvis. Basically it was about:
*Boring old small town
*mayor was a stick-in-the-mud who passed laws like-no wearing bright colors, no music, no necking in public, basically no falling in love
*a roustabout came into town on his motorcycle because it was making a funny sound and he wanted it checked out
*while he was there he made everyone fall in love, wear bright colors, listen to music, dance, smile etc.
*everyone fell in love with different people and it kept switch
*by the end of the play everyone was in love with their perfect match and sang, and danced, and lived happily ever after
*even the roustabout found someone he could ride off in the sunset with
It was actually a comedy and I laughed out loud through most of it.
Went to lunch today with my grandma and little brother, always a good time.
I wanted to tell you a funny story about something that happened at a store today.
The store was the "Dollar General" not sure if you know what that is but basically a cheap general store.
2 'characters': cashier and lady behind me in line
setting: I just paid and was gathering my bags and leaving as the cashier starts to take care of the next customer
(the cashier is a very sweet lady who talks to every customer.....we talk everytime I come and and I am starting to know a lot about her and her about me)
props: lady in line behind me as a sh*t ton of milky way bars.
cashier: "someone likes candy!"
lady behind me: "Yeah my husband and my dog"
Ok,
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FEEDING YOUR DOG MILKY WAY CANDY BARS?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
First off, that is horrible for a dog (chocolate), second off a very expensive treat. This lady did not look as if she was rolling in the money.
My dog gets feed 99.9999% dog food but on a RARE chance he has gotten cheese (when he gets his shots he is distracted with cheese), peanut butter (in his kong ball), and a few tosses of popcorn if I am feeling generous. There is 'people food' people give their dogs and then there is milky ways.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
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Milky Ways...awkward. My Dad used to bring our black lab to work with him, the guys on the job site would always feed him the weirdest things. but never milky ways! LOL! My puppy Miley PB in her kong, I think she stole a piece of cheese once, and she gets steak on special days :) :)
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